Sad News

[fishinfella]

A husband had a doctor's appointment and wanted his wife to accompany him. After the doctor examined the husband, he spoke to his wife. The doctor said, "Your husband has a life-threatening illness that needs special treament and if he doesn't get it, he could die". The wife replied, "What is it I can do to help my husband recover?" The doctor said:

1. Every day you must make him a good breakfast and send him off to work in a good frame of mind;

2. Fix him a healthy lunch, when he comes home at noon and give him
peace and quiet and send him back to work in a happy frame of mind;

3. When he comes home at night, fix him a wonderful meal with all his
favorite foods. Don't ask him to help with household chores and don't complain;

4. Make sure that he is satisfied sexually several times a week in order
that he is happy and contented.

When the husband and wife were driving home, the husband turned to his wife and asked, "what did the doctor say about my check-up?" "You're gonna die", she replied.