Friday morning public park boat ramp is across the street from my In laws lake house on LBJ. Mr. Wake monster boat owner with more speaker cans than brains launches his boat.....and drives away with his trailer underwater blocking the whole ramp. Im parked right there making my boat ready putting in my plug and setting up my rods. 30 minutes later he comes walking back down the road to get his truck.
Says to me "Oh sorry I didn't know anyone would be here on a friday" I said "You're not sorry one bit". He looked at me and wisely looked at his toes to walk across to his truck and drove away.
No doubt after about 5 min I would have moved his truck out of the way for him.