Laughed my ***** off!!! Wife asked what I was laughing at and I simply said... You would not understand
Lol, same here. Im surprised I didnt wake the house last night I was laughing so hard. Took me about 20 mins to finish it because I couldnt see from the tears. Only guys understand, lmao! Ive been there
I am the kind of guy that forms mental images when listening to people talk or reading what they write. Perhaps you can appreciate how hard it was for me to get through this entire post. Tested some gag reflexes of my own, I te'yas. But it was so funny I had to tough it out.
My tears of laughter are all dried up now but my sides are a bit sore. Never read anything quite like that before. You deserve credit for being able to see that as any kind of funny and especially for writing it up so eloquently and posting it here.
Don't guess I'll ever eat at Ryans but if I do I'll dang sure use the restroom and home before I leave and I'll limit my consumption of beef and macaroni to two plates. Can't take the chance of having to use the restroom while I'm there. I'm sure it has been properly cleaned by now but still..................
Thats is some of the funniest stuff I have read. Had to close the door on my office I was laughing so hard. I have not had that experience before and dont plan on it.
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