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Old 04-16-2012, 04:44 AM   #1
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Little Johnny stikes again...

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teachgood manners asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with anice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to thebathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rudeand impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go tothe bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very niceto say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for onceand show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please beexcused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whomI hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted...
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