Mowing and Beer
Mowing and Beer.......
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my
lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the
lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street
Was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me,
'You should be hung!' I took a drink from my
can of Bud Lite,
Wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened
And stared directly into the eyes of this nosey arse
And then calmly replied, 'I am. That's why she
cuts the Grass.'