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Old 04-16-2012, 04:37 AM   #1
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Broccoli Casserole

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very
nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and
lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair,
and said in a rather stern voice, 'Harley!'.

The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her
face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
rrrrrip...!
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Dammit 'Harley!'
Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later
the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think
about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
'Durnit ,Harley get away from her, before she sheets on you!'
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