A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and
lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair,
and said in a rather stern voice, 'Harley!'.
The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Dammit 'Harley!'
Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later
the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
'Durnit ,Harley get away from her, before she sheets on you!'