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Too Tall
11-09-2006, 11:15 AM
:D :D Sorry. Couldn't resist.:D :D

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas Longhorn
fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Texas fans
too. Not really knowing what a Texas fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one
exception.

A little girl named Patty has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher
asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Texas fan" she reports.

"Then" asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a proud Texas A&M University fan, go Ags!" boasts the
little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Patty why she is a Texas Aggie fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Aggie fans, so I'm a Aggie fan too"
she responds.

The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if
your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be
then?"

Patty smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Longhorn fan!"

Gottagofishin
11-09-2006, 11:17 AM
Rotf!

hawgs
11-09-2006, 11:19 AM
I like this version better:

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas A&M
fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Texas A&M fans
too. Not really knowing what a Texas A&M fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one
exception.

A little girl named Patty has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher
asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Texas A&M fan" she reports.

"Then" asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a proud University of Texas fan, hook'em Horns!" boasts the
little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Patty why she is a Texas Longhorn fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Longhorn fans, so I'm a Longhorn fan too"
she responds.

The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if
your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be
then?"

Patty smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Aggie!"

texaggie2007
11-09-2006, 11:33 AM
Nice

Too Tall
11-09-2006, 11:52 AM
Hey hawgs. Either way is funny. I posted it because its been so tense in here the last few days.

bluewatertx
11-09-2006, 12:26 PM
Gig'em


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD0tCLTkAuY

Slam
11-09-2006, 12:39 PM
This one is for Bryan College Station...Come'on and raise up....http://media.scout.com/media/image/30/305738.gif http://media.scout.com/media/image/30/305738.gifhttp://media.scout.com/media/image/30/305738.gif


Here is a video of Mike Leach Fan Shopping...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymLDUOc8EAY


And in a show of bipartisanship ....one that will make you go "DDDDDAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN"....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zorwg3ZtGEg

greg77
11-09-2006, 12:49 PM
Good to see the place is still pretty much like it was in 85. I don't rember any rap cr**. Back then we had both kinds of music. Country & Western. Is the Hall of Fame still there?

texaggie2007
11-09-2006, 01:25 PM
Wave it like a hellicopter
And yes the hall is still here

Too Tall
11-09-2006, 01:33 PM
Whats the burned down count up to on the Hall these days. Did it a couple of times in the early 80's