Too Tall
11-09-2006, 11:15 AM
:D :D Sorry. Couldn't resist.:D :D
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas Longhorn
fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Texas fans
too. Not really knowing what a Texas fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one
exception.
A little girl named Patty has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher
asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Texas fan" she reports.
"Then" asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Texas A&M University fan, go Ags!" boasts the
little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Patty why she is a Texas Aggie fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Aggie fans, so I'm a Aggie fan too"
she responds.
The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if
your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be
then?"
Patty smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Longhorn fan!"
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas Longhorn
fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Texas fans
too. Not really knowing what a Texas fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one
exception.
A little girl named Patty has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher
asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Texas fan" she reports.
"Then" asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Texas A&M University fan, go Ags!" boasts the
little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Patty why she is a Texas Aggie fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Aggie fans, so I'm a Aggie fan too"
she responds.
The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if
your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be
then?"
Patty smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Longhorn fan!"