gatorbait
02-18-2006, 10:38 AM
Received this in email, thought it might get a few laughs down here. Kinda funny I thought.
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As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.
The 'squared-way' Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: Nice pigs, sir!"
The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic 'Texas Razorback Hogs.' I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry." The 'squared-away' Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir!"
Z
As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.
The 'squared-way' Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: Nice pigs, sir!"
The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic 'Texas Razorback Hogs.' I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry." The 'squared-away' Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir!"