Love Those Marines !!

[Mike Jennings]

thought this might get bumped off the boards up stairs, so i figured id share it with the jungle, got this in an email today ,i have no idea if it a true story or not.wish it were.


> >
> >Two things to know before you read below:
> >
> > Marines are taught:
> > 1) Keep your priorities in order and
> > 2) Know when to act without hesitation.
> >
> >A Marine was attending a college course between
> missions in Iraq and
> >Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist,
> shocked the class one
> day
> >when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and
> said loudly, "God, if
> you
> >are real, then I want you to knock me off this
> platform. I'll give you
> >exactly 15 minutes."
> >
> >The lecture room fell silent and the professor
> began his lecture. Ten
> >minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here
> I am God - still
> >waiting."
> >
> >It got down to the last minute when the Marine
> stood up, walked toward
> the
> >professor and threw his best punch knocking him off
> the platform and
> out
> >cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat
> down.
> >
> >The other students were shocked and stunned and sat
> there looking on in
> >silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken,
> looked at the Marine
> and
> >asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why
> did you do that?"
> >
> >The Marine calmly replied, "God is busy today
> protecting America's
> soldiers
> >who are protecting your right to behave like an
> idiot and say stupid
> stuff.
> >So He sent me."

[jc]

it is true, but you forgot to include the aftermath of this situation.... when strolling across the quad after class, the marine was confronted by a small asian lesbian for his inappropriate actions in class. the confrontation ended after the marine was nearly beaten to death by this little woman with her bare fists and feet. It was later discovered that her fists were registered as deadly weapons with local law enforcement officials. When questioned about the incident, this woman simply stated Bhuda provided all instructions for her daily life via telepathy. The marine refused to press charges. However, the professor was not so dismissive. He pressed criminal and civil charges landing the marine in a local county jail for 120 days as criminal punishment. In an out of court settlement the marine agreed to work (unpaid) as the professor's "cabana boy" for a period of one year. This was filmed in hopes of selling the rights for a reality tv show. However, all footage was lost when the professor and the marine were on vacation in Phuket and they were all swept to sea during the tsunami in 2005.

I honestly can't believe the 2nd half of this very popular chain mail is consistently deleted before being forwarded and posted online

jc

[timbo]

Got news for ya, NO Marine would EVER be a cabana boy for someone like that. He would gladly take his time in the brig first.

[Mike Jennings]

it is true, but you forgot to include the aftermath of this situation.... when strolling across the quad after class, the marine was confronted by a small asian lesbian for his inappropriate actions in class. the confrontation ended after the marine was nearly beaten to death by this little woman with her bare fists and feet. It was later discovered that her fists were registered as deadly weapons with local law enforcement officials. When questioned about the incident, this woman simply stated Bhuda provided all instructions for her daily life via telepathy. The marine refused to press charges. However, the professor was not so dismissive. He pressed criminal and civil charges landing the marine in a local county jail for 120 days as criminal punishment. In an out of court settlement the marine agreed to work (unpaid) as the professor's "cabana boy" for a period of one year. This was filmed in hopes of selling the rights for a reality tv show. However, all footage was lost when the professor and the marine were on vacation in Phuket and they were all swept to sea during the tsunami in 2005.

I honestly can't believe the 2nd half of this very popular chain mail is consistently deleted before being forwarded and posted online

jc


I dont care what you believe , i didn't forget to do jack-jc i posted it just like i got it

whipped by a little girl and forced into slavery and the only proof was swept out to sea, yea ok now i know its gota be true

[FishinChick©]

Lighten up guys. I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that JC was kidding. Sheesh.

[gatorbait]

Got news for ya, NO Marine would EVER be a cabana boy for someone like that. He would gladly take his time in the brig first.
Take me to the Brig. I want to see the "real Marines".
Major General Chesty Puller, USMC - while on a Battalion inspection.

You are correct sir, that would never happen. I saw the humor in jc's post. Maybe Im getting soft. lol Whole story is made up Im sure but it is a good read and is probably more of a philisophical truth than anything.

UNIT

CORPS

GOD

COUNTRY

[Mike Jennings]

lol i guess my post did come across a little stronger than i intended