ELF62
02-14-2006, 10:24 AM
Snopes says this is not his plan but it is a good one!!
You gotta love Robin Williams......
> Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
> Williams to come up with the perfect
> plan. What we need now is for our
> UN Ambassador to stand up and
> repeat this message.
>
> Robin Williams's plan...(Hard to
> argue with this logic!)
>
> "I see a lot of people yelling for peace,
> but I have not heard of a plan for
> peace. So, here's one plan.
>
> 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in
>their affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
>Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole
>boys;' we will never 'interfere' again.
>
> 2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
>starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the
>Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our
>borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
> 3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
>together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the
>remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
>who or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
>
> 4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
>to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist
>nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
>yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
>We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
> 5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the
>bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a D, and it's back home,
>baby.
>
>
> 6) "The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
>energy-wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of
>energy, but will require temporary drilling for oil in the Alaska
>wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
>
>
>
>
>
> 7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a
>barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They
>can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
>wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
> 8) "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
>world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for
>seeds, rain, cement, or whateve r they need. Besides, most of what we
>give them is stolen or given
> to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
>anything.
>
> 9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We
>don't need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the
>building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
>aliens.
>
>
> 10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
>no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The language we speak is
>ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE."
>
>
>
>
> "Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?"
>
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer
> saying, 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.'
>She's got a baseball bat, and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
>
You gotta love Robin Williams......
> Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
> Williams to come up with the perfect
> plan. What we need now is for our
> UN Ambassador to stand up and
> repeat this message.
>
> Robin Williams's plan...(Hard to
> argue with this logic!)
>
> "I see a lot of people yelling for peace,
> but I have not heard of a plan for
> peace. So, here's one plan.
>
> 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in
>their affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
>Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole
>boys;' we will never 'interfere' again.
>
> 2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
>starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the
>Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our
>borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
> 3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
>together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the
>remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
>who or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
>
> 4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
>to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist
>nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
>yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
>We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
> 5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the
>bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a D, and it's back home,
>baby.
>
>
> 6) "The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
>energy-wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of
>energy, but will require temporary drilling for oil in the Alaska
>wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
>
>
>
>
>
> 7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil-producing countries $10 a
>barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They
>can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
>wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
> 8) "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
>world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for
>seeds, rain, cement, or whateve r they need. Besides, most of what we
>give them is stolen or given
> to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
>anything.
>
> 9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We
>don't need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the
>building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
>aliens.
>
>
> 10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
>no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The language we speak is
>ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE."
>
>
>
>
> "Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?"
>
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer
> saying, 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.'
>She's got a baseball bat, and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
>