Gary
09-30-2005, 06:29 PM
Blast, from the past!
You Kill It, _____________ We Grill It'
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Meet Our Chef! ______________ Squash 'em Jack
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-ENTREES- You'll Eat Like A Hog Late Night Delight
Center Line Bovine 4.95
When You Taste Served Fresh EachThe Chicken 3.95
OUR DOG Night After Dark Flat Cat 2.95Thumper-on-the-bumper 3.95 Slab of Lab 2.95 Rack of Raccoon 3.95
Taste of The Wild Side Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95 Smear of Deer 4.95 "Still in The Hide" Cocker Cutlets 3.95
Awesome Possum 1.95 Shar-Pei Fillet 5.95 Cheap Sheep $ .43Chunk of Skunk 1.95 Snippet of Smidgen Pigeon 1.95
Whippet 4.50 GUESS Road Toad 1.65 Collie Hit By That Mess!
Snake 'N' Bake A Trolley 3.95 A Daily Special Treat. Snake 2.25 German Shepherd Swirl Squirrel 1.55 Pie 3.95
If You Can GuessRigor Mortis Round of Hound 4.25 What It Is..... Tortoise 6.75 ...You Eat It For, FREE!
--------------------- Side Orders -------------------------
Bowl of Mole .38 Splat of Cat .45 Square of Hare .68Link of Mink 1.07 Spoon of Coon .32 Gizzard of Lizard .98Platter of Bladder .48 Squish of Fish .13 Pinch of Finch 1.37Broth of Moth .17 Fork of Stork .21 Hurled of Squirrel .96Chin of Hen .13
Side orders by Squash 'em Dan --------------------- Some State Menu Items ------------------Illinois
TexasPavement Possum 9.95 2 - Step Terrier 8.50Served on a bun, this Step 1, We hit, Step 2, You eat it.beast is awesome.
Missouri New Mexico "Show Me" Shitzu 7.75 Chihuahua Chili 7.95A hairy little treat with A Southwest delight that shiversfuzzy little feet. when it bites.
Kansas ArizonaCurbside Kitty 10.50 "Grand Canyon" Cougar 10.50A little bitty, bite size A big mountain cat, that you'llkitty. eat till you're fat.
Oklahoma CaliforniaAirbrake Owl 7.75 Cream - O - Kitty 9.95 --------
----- From The Bar, Your Drink is our Delight! -----------
Crank Case Slip 1.59
Radiator Green 1.69 Transmission Grind 1.79Blended with Road A Blend of Prestone The finest ground fanOil and squirrel, and Zerex with a dash belt rubber, a dash ofPoured over Ice of Scorpion Venom squished turtle juice,or straight up! over crushed ice. blended with the finniest tranie fluid. This comes straight up.
The Bucket Delight 3.95 Green Spin for the Kids .69 We Prairie everything that Only the best fogs in the blenderis left over from the night will do here! Mixed with a few before, with just a touch road Toads to give it that great of gravel mixed in! poured taste! Served over ice, 18oz. class.over a 1 gallon bucket ofice. You finnish this and it is on the house! Note: All ingredients are sucked right up from your favorite Highway to you! You Bar Tender is Blind Bob ---------------
--------- Cowboy Menu ---------------------
"Cowboy cooking It ain't bad looking"
Deerly Departed Off - Road Delights
No-Luck Buck 4.95 High Speed Special 2.95Just can't duck a truck. What's that, a cat?!Big Bagged Stag 5.95 Bad-Brake Steaks 1.95Don't gag on your stag. Some possum, some snakes.Too-slow Doe 4.95 One-Eyed Dog 3.25Had one lane to go. Hit in the fog - Found on a log.Long Gone Fawn 3.50 Off the Roof Hoof 1.85Found dead on your lawn. Tried jumping but goofed.No Fear Deer 6.75 Gunk of Skunk 4.25Just had a bad year. Sun-ripened and shrunk.Roadside Remnants .15 Varmint Vittles 1.95Deathers and leathers - Guts galore, you'll want more.Stand back in hot weather. It's A Kitty 2.70
Rodeo Rejects What a pity -- looks real bad and kind a sh..er, um...flat. Buckaroo Quarter Horse Highway Hash 1.25with fried Onions, Starts with a crash.of Course 3.55 Caddie "Grilled" Patty 1.507 - Course Swayback Horse 6.95 Some poor little critter just1 big steamin' plate went kersplatty.with a 6 pack. Beer -
Basted Steer Summer time TreatsHit from the rear 3.60
It's Some Kinda Meat.Horse Hocks - Sidewinder Stew - the Other Red Meat 4.95 bronco buster then dusted with musted 4.55
Weakly Special Last - Year's Steer - it tastes a mite queer, dried in the hide, Mangled Mule Cruel 2.80 not boiled or fried 3.80You'll drool like a fool. Meal - In - A - Bag Don't gag on yer nag.... Our cookin's so good, we just had to bag! 2.75
You Kill It, _____________ We Grill It'
http://www.road-kill-cafe.com/pics/rkbar.gif
Meet Our Chef! ______________ Squash 'em Jack
http://www.road-kill-cafe.com/pics/birds.gif
-ENTREES- You'll Eat Like A Hog Late Night Delight
Center Line Bovine 4.95
When You Taste Served Fresh EachThe Chicken 3.95
OUR DOG Night After Dark Flat Cat 2.95Thumper-on-the-bumper 3.95 Slab of Lab 2.95 Rack of Raccoon 3.95
Taste of The Wild Side Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95 Smear of Deer 4.95 "Still in The Hide" Cocker Cutlets 3.95
Awesome Possum 1.95 Shar-Pei Fillet 5.95 Cheap Sheep $ .43Chunk of Skunk 1.95 Snippet of Smidgen Pigeon 1.95
Whippet 4.50 GUESS Road Toad 1.65 Collie Hit By That Mess!
Snake 'N' Bake A Trolley 3.95 A Daily Special Treat. Snake 2.25 German Shepherd Swirl Squirrel 1.55 Pie 3.95
If You Can GuessRigor Mortis Round of Hound 4.25 What It Is..... Tortoise 6.75 ...You Eat It For, FREE!
--------------------- Side Orders -------------------------
Bowl of Mole .38 Splat of Cat .45 Square of Hare .68Link of Mink 1.07 Spoon of Coon .32 Gizzard of Lizard .98Platter of Bladder .48 Squish of Fish .13 Pinch of Finch 1.37Broth of Moth .17 Fork of Stork .21 Hurled of Squirrel .96Chin of Hen .13
Side orders by Squash 'em Dan --------------------- Some State Menu Items ------------------Illinois
TexasPavement Possum 9.95 2 - Step Terrier 8.50Served on a bun, this Step 1, We hit, Step 2, You eat it.beast is awesome.
Missouri New Mexico "Show Me" Shitzu 7.75 Chihuahua Chili 7.95A hairy little treat with A Southwest delight that shiversfuzzy little feet. when it bites.
Kansas ArizonaCurbside Kitty 10.50 "Grand Canyon" Cougar 10.50A little bitty, bite size A big mountain cat, that you'llkitty. eat till you're fat.
Oklahoma CaliforniaAirbrake Owl 7.75 Cream - O - Kitty 9.95 --------
----- From The Bar, Your Drink is our Delight! -----------
Crank Case Slip 1.59
Radiator Green 1.69 Transmission Grind 1.79Blended with Road A Blend of Prestone The finest ground fanOil and squirrel, and Zerex with a dash belt rubber, a dash ofPoured over Ice of Scorpion Venom squished turtle juice,or straight up! over crushed ice. blended with the finniest tranie fluid. This comes straight up.
The Bucket Delight 3.95 Green Spin for the Kids .69 We Prairie everything that Only the best fogs in the blenderis left over from the night will do here! Mixed with a few before, with just a touch road Toads to give it that great of gravel mixed in! poured taste! Served over ice, 18oz. class.over a 1 gallon bucket ofice. You finnish this and it is on the house! Note: All ingredients are sucked right up from your favorite Highway to you! You Bar Tender is Blind Bob ---------------
--------- Cowboy Menu ---------------------
"Cowboy cooking It ain't bad looking"
Deerly Departed Off - Road Delights
No-Luck Buck 4.95 High Speed Special 2.95Just can't duck a truck. What's that, a cat?!Big Bagged Stag 5.95 Bad-Brake Steaks 1.95Don't gag on your stag. Some possum, some snakes.Too-slow Doe 4.95 One-Eyed Dog 3.25Had one lane to go. Hit in the fog - Found on a log.Long Gone Fawn 3.50 Off the Roof Hoof 1.85Found dead on your lawn. Tried jumping but goofed.No Fear Deer 6.75 Gunk of Skunk 4.25Just had a bad year. Sun-ripened and shrunk.Roadside Remnants .15 Varmint Vittles 1.95Deathers and leathers - Guts galore, you'll want more.Stand back in hot weather. It's A Kitty 2.70
Rodeo Rejects What a pity -- looks real bad and kind a sh..er, um...flat. Buckaroo Quarter Horse Highway Hash 1.25with fried Onions, Starts with a crash.of Course 3.55 Caddie "Grilled" Patty 1.507 - Course Swayback Horse 6.95 Some poor little critter just1 big steamin' plate went kersplatty.with a 6 pack. Beer -
Basted Steer Summer time TreatsHit from the rear 3.60
It's Some Kinda Meat.Horse Hocks - Sidewinder Stew - the Other Red Meat 4.95 bronco buster then dusted with musted 4.55
Weakly Special Last - Year's Steer - it tastes a mite queer, dried in the hide, Mangled Mule Cruel 2.80 not boiled or fried 3.80You'll drool like a fool. Meal - In - A - Bag Don't gag on yer nag.... Our cookin's so good, we just had to bag! 2.75