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Use this thread for archiving pictures and links. G & GP rated only, PLEASE!

[Bobby]

Wasn't sure about this one so I decided to put it here and you can delete if you want
http://www.texasbeachbum.com/old-fart.jpg

[Harbormaster]

Amazingingly similar! :D

[dirtracer1]

.....and never eat the yellow snow. :D

[Snagged]

FACT

For those who need proof that the planet is warming up.

[Snagged]

A COP'S WORST NIGHTMARE

Anyone who has ever been in law enforcement prays

that they will never get a call like this on their watch.

WARNING - The attached photo is very graphic.

[Troutfisch]

http://xs58.xs.to/pics/05492/tn_pic28321.jpg

Think I can pick one of these up at Radio Shack? :biggrin:

[ComeFrom?]

Ah! Florida. Now that the 2005 Hurricane Season is behind us (we hope) here are three from a friend.....CF?

[NaClH2O]

I see these every year, but they never get old.

[NaClH2O]

nm

[NaClH2O]

nm

[chubri777]

Got my new computer today and was glad to see it had the newest functions already installed.

[Crawdaddy]

Herman - The Tablecloth

[bd2dabone]

Dear Abby:

When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait &Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.


A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks, A fisherman

PS I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught.

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Dear Fisherman,
Get rid of that narrow minded wife.That's a nice pair of bass !
-- Abby

[kdubya]

Kelly

[GinMan]

Send me a PM with any questions

[Bigred1]

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[Calmday]

Only the dog knows for sure.

[Bigred1]

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[Bigred1]

Never-ending story ...... No wonder Bill Gates is worth 40 Bil.
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[stargazer]

Lol

[.NET Programmer]

Not sure if this is old but...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a104/Navynuke37/6e909041.jpg

[big john o]

I thought this was funny...hope I dont offend anyone.

[chicapesca]

I don't know if these have been posted before, but here goes...

[2KSOTY]

So true.....

[Bigred1]

I have no idea what happened to the first Pic. ???
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http://redphillips.photosite.com/~photos/tn/763_1024.ts1142525858343.jpg
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http://redphillips.photosite.com/~photos/tn/798_1024.ts1142525464671.jpg

[muzzleloader]

http://www.ex-stream.com/images/croft11.jpg

Dangerous !

[sandman]

Now we're talkin'!

[TXXpress]

Barry Bonds Rookie Card. Pre-Juice!

[dicklaxt]

Hot Stuff

[rod dawg]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g22/rnsklc/birdflu.jpg

[Crawdaddy]

The Cat in the Hat on Aging

[pelican]

Anyone check the price of beer lately? ;)

[Bigred1]

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[fishinfella]

Wear a hat....

[Reality Czech]

I caught these worms on my puter today, up to no good!

[Haute Pursuit]

I think they got it now!

[Pat P]

Stage 1 -Before Marriage
Stage 2 - After Marriage
Stage 3 - After Divorce

[grayfish]

...

[Bobby]

I got this in email

[wingnut]

I throught this was too funny

[jimk]

Her answer to question #3 on the geometry test....

[dicklaxt]

Cute

[muzzleloader]

How many qualify for this on ? Raise your hands.

[ComeFrom?]

resimay

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.



Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

[andrespurplerain]

I finally found the answers to women !!

[Ibeafireman]

I hope this has not been posted here before. I thought it was pretty funny













Bill Clinton started jogging near his
new home in Chappaqua.


But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.




With some apprehension he would brace
himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow


"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb.




"No, Five dollars!"
fired back Clinton .



This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued for days.


He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"


One day however,
Hillary decided that she
wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!


As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really
been doing on all his past outings.


He realized he should have a
darn good explanation
for the junior Senator.


As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner,





Bill became even more apprehensive

than usual.

Sure enough,
there was the hooker!


Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
as she watched the pair jog past.


Then,

from the sidewalk,

the hooker yelled...





See what you get for five bucks!?"




(http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp?lang=9&version=5202479&setup_id=7&aff_id=100&addon=IncrediMail&id=95202&guid=67D3632C-751F-40F8-A857-ADFCC21C7416)

[fishinfella]

think this ok...

[Gottagofishin]

I hope this isn't too political, but it was too funny not to post....

[chubri777]

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[ripleyb]

Dog Pack Kills Alligator In Florida

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.


The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the apex predator in its natural eco-system, can still fall victim to implemented team work strategy, made possible by the tight knit social structure and survival of the fittest pack mentality bred into canines over the last thousands of years by natural selection.


See the remarkable photograph attached, courtesy of Nature Magazine.


Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while the remainder of the pack prevents the beast from rolling.


Beware! This is not for the squeamish!

Scroll down for photo.......


















got ya!!!

[podnuh]

I like these kinds of things

[activescrape]

some of this stuff is pretty scary, here goes.

[waterspout]

Have you ever heard that a dog "knows" when an earthquake is about to hit?














Have you ever heard that a dog can "sense" when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away?







Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed?









I’m a firm believer that animals — and especially dogs — have keen insights into the Truth.










And you can’t tell me that dogs can’t sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.
Simply said, a good ol’ hound dog just KNOWS when something isn't right . . . when impending doom is upon us . . .










:rotfl:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[txjoker]

Poor little fella :D

[Bobby]

All you have to do is watch the picture

[Bobby]

got this in email

[laguna24]

just a warning

[fishinfella]

..

[grayfish]

Sign on Septic Truck

[codeman]

"Whew! It's a good thing we didn't forget the camera."

[Mrs Backlasher]

Sometimes it just pays to be patient!

Mrs. B

[chiefcharlie]

Just way 2funny...http://www.2coolfishing.com/ttmbforum/images/icons/icon10.gif

Thanks mrs. B!!

I showed this one to Reggie...he was sprayed 3 times last year" Hard headed Heeler!http://www.2coolfishing.com/ttmbforum/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ComeFrom?]

Lol!