WVAMEDIC
07-05-2004, 11:27 AM
An attorney got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to
get a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who was due
to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency
to the governor had failed, and he was feeling tired and depressed.
As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time of
night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on and on. Too
shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and
poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in
the bathtub... pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered and was
told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after
all. Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and
went upstairs to give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door
she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view as he bent over
naked drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically,
For crying out loud woman, don't you ever stop?"
get a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who was due
to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency
to the governor had failed, and he was feeling tired and depressed.
As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time of
night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on and on. Too
shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and
poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in
the bathtub... pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered and was
told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after
all. Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and
went upstairs to give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door
she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view as he bent over
naked drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically,
For crying out loud woman, don't you ever stop?"