Crispito
02-12-2008, 03:05 PM
The Old Rancher
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year
old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor
had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the
rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was.
The banker then asked Tom the age of his new
bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was,
could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be
satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy
the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should
consider g etting a hired hand to help him out on
the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would
look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in
town again.
"How's the new wife?", asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, "Good - she's pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked
out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"
Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."
Don't ever underestimate old Guys.
:bounce:
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year
old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor
had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the
rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was.
The banker then asked Tom the age of his new
bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was,
could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be
satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy
the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should
consider g etting a hired hand to help him out on
the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would
look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in
town again.
"How's the new wife?", asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, "Good - she's pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked
out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"
Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."
Don't ever underestimate old Guys.
:bounce: