mastercylinder
02-03-2008, 07:47 AM
A Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texas
engineer are all working together one day and they
come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three
wishes in total"
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want
the land to be forever fertile in Canada
." POOOOFF! With the blink of
the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around
Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no
infidels,
Americans or Australians can come into our precious
state." POOOFF!
Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a
huge wall around
those countries.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me
more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country.
Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a Lonestar beer, smiles
and says, "Fill it
with water"........
engineer are all working together one day and they
come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three
wishes in total"
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want
the land to be forever fertile in Canada
." POOOOFF! With the blink of
the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around
Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no
infidels,
Americans or Australians can come into our precious
state." POOOFF!
Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a
huge wall around
those countries.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me
more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country.
Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a Lonestar beer, smiles
and says, "Fill it
with water"........