dicklaxt
01-31-2008, 09:24 PM
>> A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to
>> other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on
>> a Trans-continental train.
>>
>> Though initially embarassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
>> were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
>>
>> He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
>> down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
>> but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
>> blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
>>
>> 'I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let's
>> pretend that we're married.'
>>
>> 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
>>
>> 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own **** blanket.'
>>
>> After a moment of silence, he farted.
>>
>> The End
>> other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on
>> a Trans-continental train.
>>
>> Though initially embarassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
>> were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
>>
>> He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
>> down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
>> but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
>> blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
>>
>> 'I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let's
>> pretend that we're married.'
>>
>> 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
>>
>> 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own **** blanket.'
>>
>> After a moment of silence, he farted.
>>
>> The End