SPECtackle
01-27-2008, 04:08 PM
BUBBA:
One day, Johnny Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
Bubba, where'd ya git dat truck?!?"
"Tina gived it to me" Bubba replied
"She gived it to ya?
"I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Johnny, let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 301, in the middle of no-wheres. Tina pulled off the road, put the truck in four-wheel drive and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want.'
So I took the truck!
"Bubba, yore a smart man! Her clothes woulda never fit ya.
One day, Johnny Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
Bubba, where'd ya git dat truck?!?"
"Tina gived it to me" Bubba replied
"She gived it to ya?
"I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Johnny, let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 301, in the middle of no-wheres. Tina pulled off the road, put the truck in four-wheel drive and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want.'
So I took the truck!
"Bubba, yore a smart man! Her clothes woulda never fit ya.