scwine
12-31-2007, 02:00 PM
"This Aggie fan had come to San Antonio for the big Alamo Bowl game with Penn State. Wearing his skin tight jeans, Stetson hat, Dan Post boots and Jr. Texas championship rodeo buckle he spotted a bronco he hadn't yet ridden.
The Aggie cautiously approached the magnificent steed, stroked its mane, and expertly mounted the saddle. He tightened his grip on the reins and spurred the powerful flanks. The powerful beast reared backwards then suddenly lunged left, throwing the Aggie whose left foot got caught in the stirrup. The powerful steed continued to toss and turn, dragging and bouncing the poor Aggie. Skin and blood were flying everywhere. The Aggie could hear screams and cheers and thought he had seen his last ride, when suddenly it all stopped.
Collecting his hat as he stood, the Aggie turned towards the bronco that had just bested him and saw his savior - the Kmart manager who had just unplugged the horsie ride.
The poor Aggie said, "Geez mister, I'm sure glad you came. If that beast had drug me any farther I might have died" "
The Aggie cautiously approached the magnificent steed, stroked its mane, and expertly mounted the saddle. He tightened his grip on the reins and spurred the powerful flanks. The powerful beast reared backwards then suddenly lunged left, throwing the Aggie whose left foot got caught in the stirrup. The powerful steed continued to toss and turn, dragging and bouncing the poor Aggie. Skin and blood were flying everywhere. The Aggie could hear screams and cheers and thought he had seen his last ride, when suddenly it all stopped.
Collecting his hat as he stood, the Aggie turned towards the bronco that had just bested him and saw his savior - the Kmart manager who had just unplugged the horsie ride.
The poor Aggie said, "Geez mister, I'm sure glad you came. If that beast had drug me any farther I might have died" "