Don Smith
12-03-2007, 09:41 PM
A farmer walked into a bar, ordered a double, tossed it down, ordered another, tossed it down and ordered another. The bartender said "man I can see you got real trouble . There's no one here but us, so why don't you tell me about it". Farmer said "some things just can't be explained". I was milking my cow and she kept kicking the bucket over with her left foot so I got a piece of rope and tied her foot to the side of the barn. Then she started kicking it over with her right foot so I got another piece of rope and tied her foot to the other side of the barn. Then the heifer starting hitting me with her tail. I didn't have any more rope so I took off my belt and climbed up on my stool behind and lifted her tail to tie it to the ceiling. Without a belt, my pants fell down, my wife walked in--- and well, some things just can't be explained.