rjohnson107
10-25-2007, 01:21 PM
**apologies if this offends...it's just a joke...SMILE**
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp. Jose brings home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos, on the other hand, only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a , day.
Carlos wants to know Jose's secret so he asks Jose how he too can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.
Jose says, 'Look at your sign.'
It reads: 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
Carlos then looks at Jose's sign. It reads: 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico'.
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp. Jose brings home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos, on the other hand, only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a , day.
Carlos wants to know Jose's secret so he asks Jose how he too can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.
Jose says, 'Look at your sign.'
It reads: 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
Carlos then looks at Jose's sign. It reads: 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico'.