saltyh20
10-23-2007, 07:45 AM
A Texan, walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a stock tank by using one hand to get it to
his mouth. The Texan shouts, "Hey don't drink that water, it has cow **** in it!"
The Man shouts back "Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo inglés. Hábleme español." ( I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. Speak Spanish to me .
The Texan shouts back, "Utilice ambas manos, usted conseguirá más para beber." ( Use both hands, you'll get more to drink .
his mouth. The Texan shouts, "Hey don't drink that water, it has cow **** in it!"
The Man shouts back "Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo inglés. Hábleme español." ( I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. Speak Spanish to me .
The Texan shouts back, "Utilice ambas manos, usted conseguirá más para beber." ( Use both hands, you'll get more to drink .