monark
10-04-2007, 08:44 AM
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon
>> a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of
>> it.
>>
>> The first hunter says " Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the
>> bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"
>>
>> The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and
>> listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."The first hunter says "
>> There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in
>> and see".
>>
>> So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three,
>> and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking
>> over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they
>> turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to
>> the hole, and jump in headfirst.
>>
>> While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole,
>> and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
>> "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat
>> around here anywhere, did you?"
>>
>> The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
>> here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes and jumped
>> headfirst into this hole here!"
>>
>> And the old farmer said " Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a
>> transmission!"
>> a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of
>> it.
>>
>> The first hunter says " Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the
>> bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"
>>
>> The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and
>> listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."The first hunter says "
>> There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in
>> and see".
>>
>> So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three,
>> and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking
>> over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they
>> turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to
>> the hole, and jump in headfirst.
>>
>> While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole,
>> and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
>> "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat
>> around here anywhere, did you?"
>>
>> The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
>> here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes and jumped
>> headfirst into this hole here!"
>>
>> And the old farmer said " Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a
>> transmission!"