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Subourbon
06-08-2004, 09:34 PM
...are somewhat premature.

Just got back from my consult at Wake Forest/Baptist Hospital in Winston-Salem, NC. 3 weeks ago, we found a number of small tumors developing on my abdominal wall. They appear to be escapee cells from the first go-round that have finally become large enough to show up on scans. The vaccine protocol I was in at NIH in Bethesda, MD, may or may not have worked to a small degree. That's still pending. I have a date with the knife on 30 June 04, and again 1 July 04. Things are in motion to once again filet me like a trout, monkey around with my innards, and bleach 'em out. They're going to split me pretty much from kisser to kiwis, sandpaper my abdominal wall, cut away the bad spots, toss out the spare parts, spotweld me shut, and send me on my merry way after 10-14 days in the cooler. From my perspective as patient and yours as friends and family, it should be pretty much the same as the first time. For the medical professionals, however, things will be quite different.

Somewhere in between the hacking open and stitching shut, I'm going to have a procedure that they lovingly call the Shake'n'bake. It sounds more like a chinese stir-fry to me, but then again, I haven't been to med school. They are going to fill my abdominal cavity with a chemo solution, crank up a heat lamp, and simmer me uncovered for an hour or two (salting to taste, no doubt). They drain that stuff back off and duct-tape me back together, and with any luck, the little microscopic 'stealth tumors' (their term- highly scientific) will be toast.

Just like before, I'll be 3 months (Sept) at least before fully operational, and maybe 6 (Dec) before I can do a whole lot of physical activity. Lucky for me I have some handicapped-accessible duck blinds in Hyde County (NC)- now I just need a good retriever. Hopefully I'll be back in casting/paddling form sometime around the winter striper runs at Hatteras, but I'm not going to push it. Odds are high that I'll have some sort of chemo follow-up after I recover from surgery, but at this point I don't know what kind or how long.

That's where we're at right now. For those of you in eastern NC, I'll probably be down there this week. New Englanders, I'll be invading next Friday for a little striper action around Newburyport.

Peace and Chicken grease.

--Russ

Sea-Slug
06-09-2004, 06:28 AM
Good-luck to you and a speedy recovery.

Steelersfan
06-09-2004, 10:46 AM
Sorry to hear you are going under the knife. Good luck with the surgery and hopefully you'll be in fishing/hunting shape shortly thereafter.

Graybeard
06-09-2004, 06:51 PM
So while your in less than prime condition, would it be considered bad taste to post lots of killer pic's of fish you could have caught?

Hang tough, we still need to tie in to that 50" red. Keep us upto date and don't loose that since of humor.

Regards, Chris

JASON B
06-11-2004, 03:45 AM
hey man that profusion is no fun. They thought I would have to have that done but I got lucky and just lost the right side of my colon and some small intestine If you need some one to talk to drop me a line

Subourbon
06-16-2004, 11:09 PM
Shucks, Chris... I'd expect no less :D There's been a suggestion that one rod be designated as 'mine' at the SharkFest in July, and photographs of all fish caught on said rod will be sent to me with a note saying "this could have been you..."

Believe it or not, there were drum caught at the Point this weekend while I was down there. We managed to score 3 sandys out of about 8 runs, plus another 3 6-7' butterfly rays (more like work than fun).



So while your in less than prime condition, would it be considered bad taste to post lots of killer pic's of fish you could have caught?

Kyle aka Kcon
06-17-2004, 12:40 AM
DANM DUDE! Get well soon man, there aren't enough conservational minded sharkers out there for us to lose one??? (LOL) Get well soon bud!!!...........Kyle